Sisimito Mockumentary
April 1st, 2023
Coverage by Iris Scherr ‘25
The Sisimito (a cryptid similar to Bigfoot) has been proven real in this shocking and disturbing encounter in the forest. On April Fool’s Day in Literenta at 7:00 p.m., several students came forward after a relentless journey with Chesapeake semester. The team made up of Zachary Osucha, Jeremy Liberman, Matt Collinson, and Seiler Oakley, created a film documenting their experiences. During which, they made claims that there was a long-lived Bigfoot lookalike creeping in the woods, watching them. The (very) real documentary show horrified people at Washington College. “I am soo scared of the Sisimito.” A definitely real student and sophomore, Eliza Pancakes said. No one from Chesapeake Semester came back alive, except the people who did. In which case, they promptly answered students’ questions in a Q&A panel. In one of the questions answered, they said the Sisimito is rumored to be able to fly. Stay safe out there, WC.